....make those eyes at me.... "To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour."
-William Blake-
Note: this post was originally made in 2010 in response to Diana Gabaldon’s epic rant about fanfiction. The original version is still being updated. I’m reposting it to Tumblr by request, but if you have any additions, please feel free to drop a comment at LJ so they can be added to the masterpost!
You think fanfic is a personal affront to the many hours you’ve spent carefully crafting your characters. You think fanfic is “immoral and illegal.” You think fanfiction is just plagiarism. You think fanfiction is cheating. You think fanfic is for people who are too stupid/lazy/unimaginative to write stories of their own. You think there are exceptions for people who write published derivative works as part of a brand or franchise, because they’re clearly only doing it because they have to. You’re personally traumatized by the idea that someone else could look at your characters and decide that you did it wrong and they need to fix it/add original characters to your universe/send your characters to the moon/Japan/their hometown. You think all fanfic is basically porn. You’re revolted by the very idea that fic writers think what they do is legitimate.
We get it.
Congratulations! You’ve just summarily dismissed as criminal, immoral, and unimaginative each of the following Pulitzer Prize-winning writers and works:
“I think at this point in our world, we’ve got a really confused idea of the way gender and sexuality works. I think we’ve created this really superfluous sort of like binary in the way we think about gender. And I guess I identify as queer because I don’t identify with that. I think that makes us less whole as people. I don’t need to be assigned to what it is I can do or who I can love. And it seems like we keep drawing these battle lines which are completely unnecessary. So that’s what I basically mean. When I say I’m queer, I’m saying that I think human beings are amazing. And love is an honor and an opportunity. And a fragile thing. A fragile process in which there’s no room for doubt, or shame, or hatred.” — Ezra Miller
1, 2, 3 Not only you and me Got one eighty degrees And I’m caught in between
Countin’ 1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul, and Mary Gettin’ down with 3P Everybody loves countin’
Babe, pick a night To come out and play If it’s alright What do you say?
Merrier the more Triple fun that way Twister on the floor What do you say?
Are you in? Livin’ in sin is the new thing, yeah Are you in? I am countin’
1, 2, 3 Not only you and me Got one eighty degrees And I’m caught in between
Countin’ 1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul, and Mary Gettin’ down with 3P Everybody loves countin’
Three is a charm Two is not the same I don’t see the harm So are you game?
Let’s make a team Make ‘em say my name Lovin’ the extreme Now are you game?
Are you in? Livin’ in sin is the new thing, yeah Are you in? I am countin’
1, 2, 3 Not only you and me Got one eighty degrees And I’m caught in between
Countin’ 1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul, and Mary Gettin’ down with 3P Everybody loves countin’
What we do is innocent Just for fun and nothing meant If you don’t like the company Let’s just do it, you and me You and me, or three Or four, on the floor
1, 2, 3 Not only you and me Got one eighty degrees And I’m caught in between
Countin’ 1, 2, 3 Peter, Paul, and Mary Gettin’ down with 3P Everybody loves countin’
“You know what my favorite Superhero movie of the summer was? Magic Mike. I’m serious, my friend Channing Tatum was so great in that. And you know what my favorite part of Magic Mike was? This part…”